Corn Dog Ranch

2010

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2009

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January

the end of the roof/pool garden

after spending all that time last night moving everything that wasn’t stepped on off the roof,...
Mar 12th

* is the universal symbol for BING IT

ameen: ugh, [comedian] is gonna be at the [local comedy club]
i wonder if he's funny at all
me: hm
ameen: i bet he's nice
me: i think it'll be interesting
even if he's not funny
i wonder what his crowds are like
ameen: my guess, asiany
me: hahahaha
asiany
like they're wapanese* or otakus* or something
THEY ARENT EVEN ACTUAL ASIANS
ameen: haha
me: THEY LIKE HIM BECAUSE THEY THINK REAL ASIANS ARE SUPPOSED TO LIKE HIM
ameen: hahahhahahahha
Mar 11th

natural predators of the rooftop garden,...

ugh now i’m super pissed. i called the landlady to bitch about the cables and she turned it...
Mar 11th

natural predators of the rooftop garden,...

i’m so glad it was dark out tonight when i went up to the roof to water my plants because i...
Mar 11th

how to bore someone to death: a rebuttal

me: HEY
me: YOU'RE POSTING TUMBLERS ABOUT ME BECAUSE I'M NOT WRITING BACK FAST ENOUGH
me: HOW DARE YOU
(no time passes)
me: that's a pretty funny thing actually
Mar 11th
whoaskedforthis: Xavier Jacob, 6 lb 9 oz, born March 10,...
Mar 10th
the garden, day 125! (march 6, 2010)
Mar 9th
march 6, 2010
Mar 9th
liezlwashere: Clay of the Day | 03.08.10 Meen...
Mar 9th
folia - like myspace for friendsters
Mar 8th
(via drowsybutcher) probably the best thing ever
Mar 8th

how to pick peas (a long article written...

first, grow some peas. they’ll be flowers before they’ll be pea pods, but...
Mar 6th
the first peas of the year. tiny, but delicious. 2 rows of...
Mar 6th
pizzwizzler: In honor of a special day. Try to spot all 37...
Mar 5th
liezlwashere: Angel’s Point at Elysian Park | Los Angeles,...
Mar 4th

recent harvests

here’s some stuff i grew! a baby watermelon radish and mignon/purple haze baby carrots. the...
Mar 3rd

back to business: The Best Ghostbuster

Me: QUICK WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE GHOSTBUSTERS
Me: DON'T THINK, JUST SAY IT
Heather: WHAT DO YOU MEAN MEMBER OR WHICH CARTOON I LIKE BETTER
Heather: I LIKE THE ONE WITH THE MONKEY
Me: NO
Heather: FAILING THAT I LIKE THE ONE THAT IS BILL MURRAY
Me: REAL DUDES
Heather: IS THAT RAY
Me: THE REAL REAL GHOSTBUSTERS
Heather: i cant remember his name
Heather: its bill murray
Me: ah, Howard Zeddemore
Heather: howard!
Heather: crap
(Time Passes)
Me: heather, I have a confession
Mar 2nd